Slang terms for being drunk include:
- aled up (mainly North UK)
- arseholed
- ball hair
- battered
- beered up
- bevvyed
- bladdered
- blasted
- blitzed **
- blotto
- blootered
- bollocksed
- bombed
- bulletproof
- buzzed *
- caned **
- cooked
- crunked
- destroyed
- discombobulated
- faced
- faded
- flaming
- fried
- frying
- fucked/fucked up (not exclusively for drunkenness, of course) **
- gassed
- gone (e.g. "he's so far gone!")
- gunned
- hairy uncle dan
- half-cut
- hammered
- happy * **
- high *
- honkeyed
- hootered
- hosed (largely Canadian usage)
- hurt
- inebriated
- jacked **
- legless
- liquored up
- loaded (as slang, generally not used in U.K. where it more normally means "wealthy") **
- locked
- lubricated
- maggoted
- mashed
- merry *
- mortal
- newted (from "pissed as a newt")
- nodding
- off the path
- one over the eight
- one too many (to have had)
- out of his/her head **
- out of it **
- pie-eyed
- pissed (generally not used in U.S., as pissed in the U.S. means "angry"; variants: "Pissed as a newt", "Pissed out of his/her skull", "Pissed to the eyeballs"...)
- parcel forced
- plastered
- plowed
- popped
- pounded
- railed
- rat-arsed / ratted
- razzed
- ripped
- sauce monster
- shikker (Yiddish)
- shit-canned
- shit-faced
- shnockered
- skunked (from "drunk as a skunk", note: different etymology of "cannabis-intoxicated" meaning, from "skunk", a type of marijuana) **
- slaughtered
- slammed
- sloppy
- sloshed
- smashed
- snockered
- soused
- sozzled
- spiced
- spraked
- squiffed / squiffy
- steaming
- stewed
- stoned
- swallied (Glasgow slang)
- tanked
- tanked up
- three sheets to/in the wind
- tiddly *
- tipsy *
- tired and emotional (used to describe politicians who make fools of themselves when drunk, see Private Eye)
- toasted
- totally awesome
- trashed **
- tripping
- trollied
- tweaking
- under the influence
- under the table
- wankered
- wasted **
- wazzocked
- wiped out **
- zonked **
* Refers to slight drunkenness.
** Refers to the influence of other recreational drugs as well as alcohol, most frequently marijuana.
