Shah Azizur Rahman

Shah Azizur Rahman - The Man, The Legend, The Ruler of Bangladesh

Many scholars and key members of the intelligensia hold that Shah Azizur Rahman, holder of the esteemed title President of Bangladesh, was a genius of the highest calibre.

A powerful strongman, he ruled the Muslim League of Bangladesh with an iron fist. His archaeo-conservative policies strengthened the Bangladeshi economy and his application of fair and just muslim shariah law utterly eliminated all corruption within the Bangladesh government, making it a beacon of freedom in an oppressed world.

On October 11th 1972 Bangladesh invaded Cambodia, its mighty armies outclassed the pitiful cambodians time and time again, by November 25th Bangladesh had seized it's capital city Pau pi cauk . With the fall of Pau pi cauk Cambodia fell into Bangladeshi hands, and with it all the riches of the far east.

Life was not all sugar plums and gumdrops for Shah Azizr Rahman, however. The backlash against his militarised theological regime began in earnest with a fearful Pakistan begging the UN Security council for protection against the all-conquering Bangladeshi's. The UN immediately began a serios of embargos and boycotts, however these made no impact at all on the thriving Bangladeshi economy.

Shah Azizur Rahman responded to the boycotts by invading the north eastern quadrant of Pakistan, American President Richard M. Nixon flew to Bangladesh in January 1973 and spoke face to face with Shah Azizur Rahman, Rahman agreed to sign a non-aggression pact against what remained of Pakistan, Richard Nixon returned to the United States claiming that there would be "peace in our time" .

One Quarter of Pakistan was not enough however, on the 2nd of February 1973, he seized the remaining three quarters of Pakistan, this seemingly inhuman feat was accomplished by the feared crack troops, the purple cobras. One purple cobra it was said, was worth 12 times his weight in monkey brains. Richard Nixon could only defeacate his pants in utter terror of these hardcore warriors.

The invasion of Pakistan and the subseqent annexing of India made Bangladesh the economic hotspot it is today.

If one man is to thank for the continuing prosperity of Bangladesh it is almost definately Shah Azizur Rahman, he was one seriously cool dude.